Cool. Without any wins... Oh, yeah. I haven't won any!
Yeah, it's you and me Suz. Yeah, mix it up without me seeing so I don't get bias. Oh yeah. Ready? Hold on, I'll mix 'em for ya. You don't need to say you didn't not and I'll still be confused https://casinoslots-ie.com/skrill. That's an excellent point. They're mixed. Done. All right, here we go. "After months of practice with... sexual humiliation, I think I'm finally ready for... mom." All right, okay. Somebody's got some problems. It kinda built up to that one. "After months of practice with... being a dinosaur I think I'm finally ready for... mad hacky-sack (?)." Well. I can relate. Right. "After months of practice with enormous scandinavian women... Right. ...I think I'm finally ready for... Suicidal thoughts." C'mon man we might have some enormous scandinavian women fans. I'm sorry. Was that you!? Noo! Oh ok, just apologizing for the laughter? "After months of practice with clenched butt cheeks... I think I'm finally ready for... Zeus's sexual appetites." Wow, okay... What is this game? I'm thinking it's gotta be this one. Oh there's so many. Bah boom. Yeah Barry! Was that you barry? That was mine. Good for you. Oh man. Does everybody have ten cards? Oh, I've got ten cards all right, and I'm ready to use 'em. Ready to use 'em to win. Done. Do you guys both have two cards already? Yes. Snap. You have three?!? Gosh dang oh darn! That's a lot of dang cards! Well it's three. I'm declaring class warfare. Class warfare has been set settled. Did you find that in the gutter? I did! It looks smashing on you. All right, settle down. "Finally a service that d..." Barry you look like my granddad. Hello dear. All right you guys. You ready? Yes. "Finally a service at delivers *blank* right to your door!" Oh dear. I know that Suzy would appreciate this one. I'm kind of scared. Ross, stop being proud of yourself and put the card down. Oh man, are we almost out of cards? We're getting there. We have to resuffle. We have more cards, should we... Should we need them? We might have to summon... him... H I M. Alright! So, "Finally a service that delivers... 1,000 Slim Jims right to your door!" Oh man. I know, right? Beefy, juicy taste. Yeah. "Finally a service that delivers clams right to your door!" cLAMS! You have to say it like that or else it's not funny. cLAMS... CLAMSS. "Finally a service that delivers dorito breath right to your door!" Dorito breath? Oh god. "Finally a service that delivers a plunger to the face right at your door!" Oh wow. Yeah. Yeah, you guys just kind of dropped the ball this one. Well, I mean everybody likes the taste of cLAms. I'm guessing you put down clams. No!!! *Dan coughs* Doesn't Slim Jims. Sorry. All right. If I had to pick something to be delivered to the door that was funny. It's the 1,000 Slim Jims. Yesss! Thank you, Suzy. C'mon man. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. You gonna skip me on the clam thing? I think it's time to call in... H I M... *Dramatic music* Has the world gone mad?!? That is genius! How appropriate is that? SUPER appropriate! Listen son; if you wanna... *Ross coughs* sorry let me start again. Learn how to read Ross! Pre-requisite. Coming from the fucking chimney sweep, like you know how to read. Boy is the master chimney sweep with the hat now. Yeah. I have a top hat now.
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